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Geometry jokes 📐 in 2025

What was the public transport vehicle that the mathematician took to come to work?
– He would always take the rhombus!

Why did the geometry tell that geometry had changed and influences his life?
– This was because, as we all know, geometry shapes all our lives!

What did the geometry teacher say when his parrot went missing?
– Polygon

Why couldn’t the triangles weigh themselves?
– They had to find their scale.

Worst Geometry Joke I Know
– When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?

When it is intercepted by a plane.

In the Kingdom of Geometry, who is the King?
– Why, of course, they have a great ruler!

What would you say if Dwayne Johnson held a globe in his hand? We would say that this is an example of rock and roll!

What do you call a large, ferocious cat in Africa?
– A Line

Geometry teachers are oddly obsessed with communism
– they are always talking about marks and angles

When the doctor asked the obtuse angle the reason behind its sadness, what did it say?
– It said, “I am sad because I can never be right!”

What did the teacher tell the student who hated geometry?
– He advised him to look at geometry from a different angle!

What do you get when you cross geometry with McDonald’s?
– A plane cheeseburger.

Where can you buy a ruler that is three feet long?
– At a yard sale.

I’ve got a fetish for geometry.
– Sorry, I’m getting off on a tangent right now.

What is the favorite hobby of a mathematician specializing in geometry?
– He loves flying the kite!

With what do mathematicians usually decorate their office floors?
– They are known to use area rugs.

What did the math teacher say to do when it started to rain?
– Coincide

Why didn’t the circles invite the ellipses to their party?
– They were too eccentric.

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