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Geometry jokes 📐 in 2025

What spell did the witch put on the geometry professor to remove the evil spell off him? The witch said, “Hexagon!”

What is the favorite type of dessert for geometry teachers to have in a cafe?
– They love having the hypote-mousse!

Which musical group do 5-sided geometric shapes like?
– The 5th Dimension.

Why did the math teacher want to become a farmer?
– He was pro-tractors

I never took geometry in high school
– It’s what the little acorn said when he grew up …”Gee! ‘I’m a tree!”

Why are geometry buffs good at farming in the fields?
– This is because they have pro-tractors!

What is the name of the band formed by 5 sided shapes in geometry?
– They are known as the Fifth Dimension!

How did they describe the geometry teacher who spent a lot of time in the sun?
– He was a tangent.

Why is North Korea so good at geometry?
– Because they have a supreme ruler!

I need help with my geometry homework
– it said to draw 2 planes intersecting 2 buildings.

After a snowstorm, what are mathematicians known to do?
– They are known to construct snow angles!

Why was the maths teacher always very fit and athletic?
– Because geometry was keeping him in shape!

What is the name of the place where circles, parabolas, ellipses, and hyperbolas like to visit in the summer?
– They love going to this place called the Coney Island!

What did the geometry teacher say when the voodoo witch removed the curse on him?
– Hexagon.

My friend asked me “did you get a hair cut?”
– I said “no I got a lot of them cut”

Credit to my geometry teacher for the joke

Why could the geometry teacher not play the staff soccer match?
– This was because he had twisted his angles.

What was the name of the knight who had built King Arthur’s Round Table in a perfect shape and size?
– Well, his name was Sir Cumference!

Why did the polyhedron go to jail?
– For running a pyramid scheme.

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