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Geometry jokes 📐 in 2024

Which knight created the round table?
– Sir Cumference.

Tinder is simple geometry
– If you have good lines you’ll get good curves

Why was the geometry expert brought in to perform surgery on the athlete’s twisted quads?
– Because he knew how to make quadrilaterals.

What can be the difference between a geometry teacher and an astronaut?
– The teacher would do spatial geometry in class while the astronaut would do geometry in space!

What did the geometry teacher call the boiling pot soup on top of a mountain?
– A high-pot-in-use

What do geometry teachers do when it rains?
– The coincide

Who’s in charge in the land of geometry?
– The rulers.

Why can two parallel lines never be friends?
– This is because despite being so similar they can never meet.

What was the only type of fast food that mathematicians and geometry professors prefer to eat?
– They simply prefer to eat a plane burger!

What do you call a protractor who goes fishing a lot?
– An Angler.

What did the geometry teacher say when the class had trouble solving a problem?
– Let’s try a different angle

What could the acorn say when it finally had grown up?
– It said, “Geom-e-tree!”

Why did the student not want to do geometry classes despite loving calculus and trigonometry?
– Because that is where he drew the line!

What do they call the longest side of a right triangle in the forest?
– A Hypoten-Moose!

What do you call an adorable angle?
– Acute angle

Why was Yoda bad at geometry?
– Because to him there are no triangles, only do-or-do-not-angles

What was the public transport vehicle that the mathematician took to come to work?
– He would always take the rhombus!

Why did the geometry tell that geometry had changed and influences his life?
– This was because, as we all know, geometry shapes all our lives!

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