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Geometry jokes 📐 in 2025

Just flew in from the Geometry convention.
– Boy are my planes tired.

Why are geometry teachers, such good musicians?
– This is because they know all about chords!

What is the similarity between the french language and geometry?
– Students can understand neither!

What did geometry teachers need to do when they were being attacked in the Wild West?
– Circle the wagons.

What do 3-points have in common with people who whine too much?
– They are both coplaners.

Geometry is the work of satan.
– It makes people sin.

If a geometry professor became a hunter, what would be the shape of the traps he would set for the wild animals?
– The shape would be a trapezoid.

What is the shape that one can always find outside Starbucks?
– A line!

What do you call people who promote tractors?
– Protractors

Why did the scalene triangle get such poor grades in school?
– It was never right.

Why do churches hate geometry?
– There are alot of sins involves

Why was that one angle praising every other angle?
– This was because it was a complimentary angle!

What do you call a type of triangle that can hold its nerve even during very stressful situations?
– You call it an Ice-oceles triangle!

Why did the obtuse angle go into the hot tub?
– It was over 90 degrees.

Did you hear about the geometry teacher who left his parrot’s cage open?
– Polygon.

hen the geometry teacher say that there was more than one l in the spelling, what did he say? He said that it was a parallel spelling!

How did the professor react when his two-sided figure was rejected by the maths governing body?
– He said, “Let the bi-gons be bi-gons!”

What route did the geometry teacher take on his horse ride?
– He rode in an equine-lateral triangle.

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