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Geometry jokes 📐 in 2025

Why wasn’t the angle able to get a bank loan?
– His parents wouldn’t cosine for him.

Geometry class brought out the worst in me…
– I used to go off on tangents.

Why could the two angles in a triangle not get a loan approved from the bank?
– This is because the bank wouldn’t sine the loan!

What is the kind of tree that the maths professor said we can make into any shape and any size?
– It can be none other than the geome-tree!

What did the acorn say when it grew up?
– Gee, I’m a Tree…

I found geometry tough to learn
– It was an all around problem for me.

What do you call a geometric shape that has been completely destroyed?
– You call it a rectangle!

Why were knights good in geometry in medieval times? This is because they had good squares!

What musical did the continuous extension of length go to see?
– A chorus line.

Why did the triangle divide it’s adjacent side by it’s hypotenuse?
– Be Cos.

I don’t understand why we study circles in geometry.
– They’re pointless.

Why would the maths professor always spill his food while trying to use the microwave oven?
– This is because he always kept the food at 180 degrees!

Why was the math teacher doing the same sum over and over again in class?
– Because he was running around in circles!

Why couldn’t the geometry teacher walk to school?
– She sprained his angle.

Why couldn’t the linear inequality cross the road?
– It couldn’t get past the boundary line.

What do you call a fisherman who is good at geometry?
– A master angler.

What could the triangle say to the circle to defend his argument?
– The triangle told the circle that he was pointless.

Why were the two sides of a triangle sick but the base wasn’t?
– It was because the height and the hypotenuse of the triangle were affected by the sine-flu!

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