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Geometry jokes 📐 in 2025

Why could the geometry teacher not play the staff soccer match?
– This was because he had twisted his angles.

What was the name of the knight who had built King Arthur’s Round Table in a perfect shape and size?
– Well, his name was Sir Cumference!

Why did the polyhedron go to jail?
– For running a pyramid scheme.

Why did the math teacher want to become a farmer?
– He was pro-tractors

Why are farmers so good at geometry?
– They’re protractors

What do you call an angle that looks very adorable in geometry?
– You call it acute angle!

Why was the triangle arrested in Egypt?
– This was because he was accused of running a pyramid scheme over there!

What do you get when you cross geometry with fast food?
– A plane burger.

How does a geometry teacher drink beer?
– From pint A to pint B.

Which is the mathematician who was also a great professional wrestler?
– Kurt Angle!

Why were the people in the kingdom so good at geometry?
– This was because they had a supreme ruler!

Why was Yoda from Star Wars so bad at solving geometry problems?
– Because he did not believe in try angles, he only ever believed in do or do not angles!

Why shouldn’t you argue with stubburn circles?
– There’s just no point…

What’s a geometry teacher’s favorite drink?
– Ovaltine!

My 7 year old made this one up today. Thanks, grandparents!

What is the name of the social media site used by the geometry buffs? It is known as the Parallelogram!

What did the geometry tell the student who was feeling cold to go and sit in the corner of the room?
– Because it was 90 degrees over at the corner!

Why was the dilation’s medical bills so high?
– It had too many operations.

What temperature was the right triangle?
– 90 degrees F.

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