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Geology jokes in 2025

My rocks are gneiss, do not take them for granite.

It’s a hard rock life for us.

What do you call a famous geologist?
– A rock star.

Anyone who doesn’t understand…
– The difference between geologists and geographers really rock my world

Beach rocks are so cheap because they’re always on shale.

What did the volcano say to his wife?
– I lava you!

Why should you not lend geologists money?
– They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

Did you see the geologist towing a crate of rocks behind his car?
– He had a wide lode sign.

Why did the geologist decide to be a paleontologist?
– Because he loved rocks so much, he wanted to date them.

What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
– SWAG

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