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Geology jokes in 2025

What do you call a famous geologist?
– A rock star.

Anyone who doesn’t understand…
– The difference between geologists and geographers really rock my world

Beach rocks are so cheap because they’re always on shale.

What did the volcano say to his wife?
– I lava you!

Why should you not lend geologists money?
– They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

Did you see the geologist towing a crate of rocks behind his car?
– He had a wide lode sign.

Why did the geologist decide to be a paleontologist?
– Because he loved rocks so much, he wanted to date them.

What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
– SWAG

What weapon can you make from potassium, nickel and iron?
– A KNiFe.

I’m coal as a cucumber!

You didn’t think these were good puns?
– Of quartz they were!

Why did the geologist get divorced?
– He took his wife for granite.

How did the blonde define hydrophobic on her Earth Science exam?
– Fear of utility bills.

What did the rock say after it failed its driving test?
– I don’t want to talc about it.

I’m going to look for gems this weekend,
– and I may need your assi-stones.

Why are geologists so hypercritical?
– Its their job to find the faults of things.

Why do geologists perform so well during intercourse?
– They really know how to make bedrock.

Did you hear about the drunk geologist?
– He finally hit rock bottom.

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