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Geology jokes in 2025

“I wanna rock!”
~said the angry geologist.

Power to the pebble!

What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten and silver?
– SWAg.

What did the rock say to the geologist who said they hated rock puns?
– “My sediments exactly.”

Whatever you do, always keep your coal.

How do geologists get their rocks off?
– By breaking them and staring at the resulting cleavage!

Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
– He just couldn’t put it down

Where do rocks like to sleep?
– In bedrocks.

Did you hear about the drunk geologist?
– He finally hit rock bottom.

My last girlfriend was a Geologist…
– She kept finding faults in me. Cracks soon appeared and we eventually split.

What’s a British geologists favourite fruit?
– Pomegranate

Where do geologists like to relax?
– In a rocking chair

What do geologists do to make a good impression?
– They make sure they smell gneiss.

A geologist’s favorite fruit is the pome-granite

A Geologist stubs his toe
– “Schist!”

Did you hear about the group of geologists?
– They formed a Rock Band.

Why did the geologist take her friends to the quarry for a geologists’ outing?
– She wanted them to be boulder.

What did the psychologist tell the geologist?
– Every decline is a great breakthrough.

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