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Geology jokes in 2025

Why is the world so diverse?
– Because it contains alkynes of people.

Power to the pebble!

Why did the sad geologist skip his lunch break?
– Because he lost his apatite.

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?
– I appreciate the sediment.

I’m coal as a cucumber!

Did you know that geologists are athletic?
– Yep, it says so in Quartz Illustrated.

There’s no halfway with a geologist
– it’s all ore nothing.

A geologist discovers a giant rock that’s 5280 feet across
– It was quite the milestone

Wanna know what you call a smart crackhead?
– A geologist.

What do you call a periodic table with gold missing?
– Au revoir.

What did Darth Vader say to the geologist?
– May the quartz be with you.

A geologist’s favorite drink is anything on the rocks.

What type of music do geologists listen to?
– Rock.

What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron?
– A KNiFe.

When were rock puns the funniest puns of all time?
– During the Stone Age.

I may be obsessed with rocks,
– but that’s my pre-rock-ative.

Why are geologists so good at getting laid?
– They know the best dating techniques.

I’m no geologist
– But when I look at mountains in the morning I take them for granite

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