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Geology jokes in 2025

Where do geologists like to relax?
– In a rocking chair

What do geologists do to make a good impression?
– They make sure they smell gneiss.

A geologist’s favorite fruit is the pome-granite

A Geologist stubs his toe
– “Schist!”

Did you hear about the group of geologists?
– They formed a Rock Band.

Why did the geologist take her friends to the quarry for a geologists’ outing?
– She wanted them to be boulder.

What did the psychologist tell the geologist?
– Every decline is a great breakthrough.

I lava you so much!

Geologists really love rocks….
…that’s why they date them!

What do you call a periodic table with gold missing?
– “Au revoir”

What did the metamorphic rock say during the test?
– This is just too much pressure!

Be patient with geologists
– they all have their faults.

What did the geologist say after her date?
– Hematype.

Where do geologists go for entertainment?
– *Rock concerts.*

Mountains aren’t funny….?
– They’re hilarious

How did the geologist’s model boat drown?
– It was below C-level.

I want to make an impact on the world
– I do things for the crater good of humanity.

Did you hear about the geologist who got robbed?
– Dieticians HATE him! Find out how this geologist lost over 100 stones OVERNIGHT!

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