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Geology jokes in 2025

Why are geologists excellent gift-givers?
– They’re very sedimental.

That rock was magma before it was cool,
– know what I mean?

I hate it when geologists explain the reasons behind earthquakes.
– All that stupid faulty logic.

What element is derived from a Norse god?
– Thorium.

Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap?
– Because it was on shale.

My rock collection has so much sedimental value.

What does the drug addicted, sea faring geologist do?
– Smoke seaweed, does crystal math and sails on the *high* seas.

You hear the one about a geologist that was an alcoholic?
– He found rock bottom.

Not to quarry—you’ll do great on your science exam!

How does a geologist like to relax?
– In a rocking chair.

It takes a boulder person to read through this list of puns.

What did the statistician say to the geologist?
– Your guess is as good as mine.

Did you know that Santa Claus is both an arborist and a geologist?
– He’s gonna find out what’s knotty or gneiss.

Why did the tectonic plates break up?
– It wasn’t anyone’s fault, there was just too much friction between them.

What did the motivational speaker say to the geologist?
– Don’t take life for granite.

Oh, you were looking for rock jokes?
– Let’s see what we can dig up.

I really admire geologists.
– They leave no stone unturned.

What did the geologist say when his doctor asked him if he was ready for his colonic?
– No FRACKING way!!!

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