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Geology jokes in 2025

Want to hear a great rock pun?
– Just give me a moment and I’ll dig one up.

What would you call your geologist friend if you are a pokemon fan?
– Geodude

Why are rocks hipsters?
– Because they were magma before they were cool.

A tour of a volcano would really magma day.

How did the geologist get down the mountain?
– ‘e rode

“I wanna rock!”
~said the angry geologist.

Power to the pebble!

What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten and silver?
– SWAg.

What did the rock say to the geologist who said they hated rock puns?
– “My sediments exactly.”

Whatever you do, always keep your coal.

How do geologists get their rocks off?
– By breaking them and staring at the resulting cleavage!

Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
– He just couldn’t put it down

Where do rocks like to sleep?
– In bedrocks.

Did you hear about the drunk geologist?
– He finally hit rock bottom.

My last girlfriend was a Geologist…
– She kept finding faults in me. Cracks soon appeared and we eventually split.

What’s a British geologists favourite fruit?
– Pomegranate

Where do geologists like to relax?
– In a rocking chair

What do geologists do to make a good impression?
– They make sure they smell gneiss.

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