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Gas jokes ⛽ in 2025

Why did the car go to therapy? It had an engine-ious breakdown.

What do you call a car that runs on laughter? A giggleroadster.

What do you call a car that runs on grass? A lawn-rider.

Why did the fuel tank break up with the car? It wanted more spark in their relationship.

What do you call a gas pump that doesn’t work? A fuelish mistake.

Why did the gas pump break up with the car? It was tired of the car’s fuelish behavior.

What do you call a car that runs on butter? A spreadable ride.

What do you call a car that runs on electricity? A shock-mobile.

Why did the gas station attendant break up with the ATM? It was a cash and dash relationship.

Why did the fuel tank break up with the car? It was tired of being used for gas-lighting.

What do you call a car that runs on essential oils? A aromobile.

Why did the fuel truck break up with the gas station? It was a long-distance relationship.

Why did the fuel truck break up with the gas station? It was sick of the pump and dump routine.

Why did the gas pump break up with the car? It was sick of the gas tank’s commitment issues.

What do you call a car that runs on perfume? A fragrant ride.

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