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Gas jokes ⛽ in 2025

Why did the gas pump break up with the car? It was tired of being pressured to perform.

What do you call a car that runs on bacon grease? A sizzle machine.

What do you call a car that runs on candy? A sugar cruiser.

What do you call a car that runs on hot sauce? A jalapeno-jet.

Why did the fuel tank break up with the car? It couldn’t handle the pressure anymore.

Why did the gas pump break up with the car? It was tired of being pressured to give more fuel.

What do you call a car that runs on mustard? A condiment cruiser.

Why did the gas station attendant go on strike? He was tired of being taken for fuel.

Why did the gas station attendant break up with the windshield washer fluid? It was a clear case of being used.

Why did the fuel tank refuse to fill up? It was already full of itself.

What do you call a car that runs on soap bubbles? A sudsmobile.

What do you call a car that runs on tofu? A soy-cruiser.

Why did the fuel truck break up with the gas station? It found a better source of fuel.

What do you call a gas pump that’s always cold? A chill station.

What do you call a car that runs on tea? A steep-mobile.

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