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Gas jokes ⛽ in 2025

What do you call a car that runs on seaweed? A kelp cruiser.

Why did the gas station attendant break up with the gas pump? It was a one-sided relationship.

What do you call a car that runs on cheese? A cheddar-chaser.

Why did the gas pump break up with the car? It was tired of being used for convenience.

Why did the car go to therapy? It had an engine-ious breakdown.

What do you call a car that runs on laughter? A giggleroadster.

What do you call a car that runs on grass? A lawn-rider.

Why did the fuel tank break up with the car? It wanted more spark in their relationship.

What do you call a gas pump that doesn’t work? A fuelish mistake.

Why did the gas pump break up with the car? It was tired of the car’s fuelish behavior.

What do you call a car that runs on butter? A spreadable ride.

What do you call a car that runs on electricity? A shock-mobile.

Why did the gas station attendant break up with the ATM? It was a cash and dash relationship.

Why did the fuel tank break up with the car? It was tired of being used for gas-lighting.

What do you call a car that runs on essential oils? A aromobile.

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