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Gas jokes ⛽ in 2024

Why did the fuel tank refuse to fill up? It was already full of itself.

What do you call a car that runs on soap bubbles? A sudsmobile.

What do you call a car that runs on tofu? A soy-cruiser.

Why did the fuel truck break up with the gas station? It found a better source of fuel.

What do you call a gas pump that’s always cold? A chill station.

What do you call a car that runs on tea? A steep-mobile.

What do you call a car that runs on sunshine? A solar roller.

Why did the gas pump break up with the car? It was tired of being gassed up.

Why did the fuel tank refuse to fill up? It was on a gas diet.

What do you call a car that runs on bubble wrap? A pop-mobile.

Why did the car break up with the gas station? It found a better fuel.

Why did the fuel tank break up with the car? It was tired of being taken for a ride.

Why did the gas station attendant break up with the credit card reader? It couldn’t swipe right.

What do you call a car that runs on pickles? A dill-wheel.

What do you call a car that runs on ice cream? A sundae driver.

Why did the gas station attendant break up with the microwave? It was a heat and run relationship.

What do you call a car that runs on corn? A kernel cruiser.

What do you call a car that runs on fire? An inferno-mobile.

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