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Gas jokes ⛽ in 2025

What do you call a gas pump that’s always cold? A chill station.

What do you call a car that runs on tea? A steep-mobile.

What do you call a car that runs on sunshine? A solar roller.

Why did the gas pump break up with the car? It was tired of being gassed up.

Why did the fuel tank refuse to fill up? It was on a gas diet.

What do you call a car that runs on bubble wrap? A pop-mobile.

Why did the car break up with the gas station? It found a better fuel.

Why did the fuel tank break up with the car? It was tired of being taken for a ride.

Why did the gas station attendant break up with the credit card reader? It couldn’t swipe right.

What do you call a car that runs on pickles? A dill-wheel.

What do you call a car that runs on ice cream? A sundae driver.

Why did the gas station attendant break up with the microwave? It was a heat and run relationship.

What do you call a car that runs on corn? A kernel cruiser.

What do you call a car that runs on fire? An inferno-mobile.

What do you call a car that runs on soda? A fizz wagon.

Why did the fuel truck break up with the gas station? It was tired of being pumped around.

Why did the fuel tank break up with the car? It was tired of being used all the time.

Why did the gas station attendant break up with the lotto machine? It was a gamble he wasn’t willing to take.

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