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Gas jokes ⛽ in 2025

What do you call a car that runs on soap? A bubble-mobile.

Why did the fuel tank break up with the car? It wanted to fuel its own life.

What do you call a car that runs on pizza? A pie-cycle.

What do you call a car that runs on bananas? A banana-mobile.

What do you call a car that runs on garbage? A trashmobile.

Why did the gas station attendant break up with the coffee machine? It was a brew and split relationship.

Why did the gas station attendant break up with the customer? It was a pump and dump situation.

Why did the fuel tank break up with the car? It couldn’t handle the pressure.

What do you call a car that runs on glitter? A sparkly cruiser.

Why did the fuel truck go on strike? It wanted more cents per gallon.

Why did the fuel truck break up with the gas station? It was a pump and dump relationship.

Why did the gas pump break up with the car? It was tired of being used for granted.

What do you call a car that runs on seaweed? A kelp cruiser.

Why did the gas station attendant break up with the gas pump? It was a one-sided relationship.

What do you call a car that runs on cheese? A cheddar-chaser.

Why did the gas pump break up with the car? It was tired of being used for convenience.

Why did the car go to therapy? It had an engine-ious breakdown.

What do you call a car that runs on laughter? A giggleroadster.

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