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Gas jokes ⛽ in 2024

What do you call a car that runs on soda? A fizz wagon.

Why did the fuel truck break up with the gas station? It was tired of being pumped around.

Why did the fuel tank break up with the car? It was tired of being used all the time.

Why did the gas station attendant break up with the lotto machine? It was a gamble he wasn’t willing to take.

What do you call a car that runs on flowers? A petal-powered vehicle.

Why did the gas station attendant break up with the cigarette lighter? It was a dangerous relationship.

Why did the gas pump break up with the car? It was tired of being fueled by lies.

Why did the fuel truck break up with the gas station? It found a diesel-ightful new partner.

What do you call a car that runs on hope? An optimistic cruiser.

What do you call a car that runs on laughs instead of gas? A chuckle-mobile.

What do you call a car that runs on soap? A bubble-mobile.

Why did the fuel tank break up with the car? It wanted to fuel its own life.

What do you call a car that runs on pizza? A pie-cycle.

What do you call a car that runs on bananas? A banana-mobile.

What do you call a car that runs on garbage? A trashmobile.

Why did the gas station attendant break up with the coffee machine? It was a brew and split relationship.

Why did the gas station attendant break up with the customer? It was a pump and dump situation.

Why did the fuel tank break up with the car? It couldn’t handle the pressure.

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