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Gas jokes ⛽ in 2025

Why did the fuel tank break up with the car? It wanted more spark in their relationship.

What do you call a car that runs on grass? A lawn-rider.

Why did the gas pump break up with the car? It was tired of the car’s fuelish behavior.

What do you call a car that runs on butter? A spreadable ride.

What do you call a gas pump that doesn’t work? A fuelish mistake.

Why did the gas station attendant break up with the ATM? It was a cash and dash relationship.

What do you call a car that runs on electricity? A shock-mobile.

What do you call a car that runs on essential oils? A aromobile.

Why did the fuel tank break up with the car? It was tired of being used for gas-lighting.

Why did the fuel truck break up with the gas station? It was sick of the pump and dump routine.

Why did the fuel truck break up with the gas station? It was a long-distance relationship.

What do you call a car that runs on perfume? A fragrant ride.

Why did the gas pump break up with the car? It was sick of the gas tank’s commitment issues.

Why did the gas pump break up with the car? It was tired of being pressured to perform.

What do you call a car that runs on wine? A merlot-mobile.

What do you call a car that runs on candy? A sugar cruiser.

What do you call a car that runs on bacon grease? A sizzle machine.

Why did the fuel tank break up with the car? It couldn’t handle the pressure anymore.

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