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Gardening jokes 👨‍🌾🌳✂️🌱 in 2025

How does a flower apologize after teasing a friend?
– “I was just pollen your leg!”

What kind of socks does a gardener wear?
– Garden hose.

I used to make loads of money clearing leaves from gardens
– I was raking it in

What do you call a homeless snail?
– A slug

What vegetable was left when the elephant arrived in the garden?
– None! They were squashed!

What did one plant say to another plant one day?
– What’s tomata?

“Gardening requires lots of water – most of it in the form of perspiration.”

Why did my garden owner decide to retire after having bad headaches?
– Because he was sick of my grains.

What do you call a cheerleading herb?
– An encourage mint!

What do you call a flower that glows in the dark?
– A light bulb.

How do plants actually practice self-care?
– By trying to weed out all the unnecessary drama!

What do you call a stolen yam?
– A hot potato.

I started growing some fungi in my garden, but it failed miserably
– I guess there is mushroom for improvement

Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a garden?
– Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!

What vegetables you might find in your basement?
– Cellar-y.

Do you know how a flower gives an ultimatum?
– She tells everything once and floral.

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