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Gardening jokes 👨‍🌾🌳✂️🌱 in 2024

I stood in my garden early yesterday morning wondering where the sun had gone
– Then it dawned on me.

What do you call it when worms take over the world?
– Global Worming

What do you call a mushroom if he was the life of the party?
– A fun-gi.

What would a big flower say to a little flower?
– “What’s up, bud?”

“What did the carrot say to the wheat?
– Lettuce rest, I’m feeling beet.”

What would be a gardener’s favorite Harrison Ford film?
– Raiders of the Lost Bark.

What was wrong in the garden, according to the landscape gardener?
– The garden was a portrait.

What did the vegetables say to the sandwich?
– “Lettuce all smile!”

Why are plants happy during autumn?
– Because they turn a new leaf.

What was green and a great trick shooter?
– Annie Okra

A friend dug a hole in the garden and filled it with water
– I think he meant well

What is a taxi driver’s favorite kind of vegetable?
– A cab-bage!

What would you get if you cross a dog with a daisy?
– A colli-flower.

How does a plant communicate with one another?
– They use the moss code.

How do you lead a horse to water?
– With lots of carrots.

What would make up a gardener’s favorite design of trousers?
– Ones with turnips all over the trousers.

Why didn’t anyone laugh at the gardener’s jokes?
– Because they were too corny.

What veggie is known to play music in the garden patch?
– The bell peppers.

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