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Gallbladder jokes in 2025

How does a gallbladder deal with rejection? By telling itself that it’s still full of bile-worth.

Why did the gallbladder become an engineer? It had a natural talent for designing and creating new bile-structures and machines.

What did the gallbladder say when it got a promotion? “I’m feeling very bileyted!”

Why did the gallbladder become an astronaut? It wanted to explore the vast world of space and bile-stars.

Why was the gallbladder such a bad cook? It kept adding too much bile to the recipe.

How does a gallbladder deal with anxiety? By practicing self-care and seeking out support from loved ones and bile-professionals.

Why was the gallbladder such a bad dancer? It had no rhythm, just bile.

Why did the gallbladder become a painter? It had a lot of bile-inspiration.

Why did the gallbladder go to the dentist? To get its bile cleaned.

How does a gallbladder deal with a breakup? By taking some time to heal and focus on self-care, including plenty of bile-essings.

How does a gallbladder stay organized? By keeping a bile-ary.

Why did the gallbladder become a chef? It loved experimenting with new recipes and flavors of bile.

How does a gallbladder prepare for a party? By storing up some bile-oh.

How does a gallbladder deal with criticism? By taking it with a grain of bile.

How does a gallbladder flirt? By showing off its bile-ility.

Why did the gallbladder become a musician? It had a natural talent for playing the bile-o and writing catchy bile-rics.

Why did the gallbladder become a plumber? It knew how to handle bile-clogs.

How does a gallbladder deal with change? By staying adaptable and embracing the bile-opportunities that come with it.

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