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Furry jokes in 2025

What do you call a furry hip hop group?
– The Uwu-Tang Clan

A spinoff of Zootopia would have lampooned any people from a certain fandom who drew NSFW pictures of the two leads and shipped them.
– Alas, *Furry Vengeance* was already taken.

Cat Damon: One thing common between Matt Damon and cats is that everyone loves them.
– So why not name your pet after him?

lol, necro’d thread.

I have green skin, a nose three times the size of the horn on my head, four brown teeth and my neck is covered in furry scales… what am I?
– Ugly.

What’s green and furry and smells like pig?
– Kermit the Frog’s finger

I went on a date last night and I knew the girl was a little kinky but then she showed me the furry outfit she wanted me to wear…
– It gave me paws.

Bunnicula: Bunnies are nibblers with strong teeth. We also know someone for their very famous denture, i.e., Dracula.

What do you call a furry that sometimes cosplays as star wars characters?
– Ani-Kin

I went on a date last night and I knew the girl was a little kinky but then she showed me the furry outfit she wanted me to wear…
– It gave me paws.

What do you call a furry that sometimes cosplays as star wars characters?
– Ani-Kin

Jon Bone Jovi: An iconic name for an iconic pet.

What do you call a white kid who’s also a furry?
– An animal cracker

Pacman must be a furry
– Because he keeps going UWU~UWU~UWU~UWU

What do you call an all panda furry orgy?
– Panda-moan-ium

Did you hear about the orgy at the Furry convention?
– It was Pandemonium.

Prince Harey: A punny name for fans of the royal prince.

What do you call a furry that likes to be on the bottom in bed?
– A subwoofer

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