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Furry jokes in 2025

My friend told me he is attracted to Christmas trees and people in animal costumes
– He identifies as a douglas furry

Two furries walk into a bar.
– You’d think that one of them would have seen it or something.

I met a furry dominatrix with an amazing sound system
– You wouldn’t believe how many sub woofers she has.

Who’s the happiest person at a furry convention?
– Whoever has the flamethrower!

I always wondered if there ever was a bat furry?
– Then I remembered there’s a billionaire taking it too far

The Great Catsby: A ‘great’ name for a great pet, especially for fans of Fitzgerald.

What has 4 legs, is green, furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?
– A pool table

I dated a furry once
– The relationship didn’t work out, she was a cheetah

What do you call a semiaquatic, furry little animal than never amounted to anything in it’s life?
– An *otter* failure (I’ll see myself out)

So a furry walks into a bar and says “ouch!”

I dated a furry once
– The relationship didn’t work out, she was a cheetah

What would you call an insect version of a furry?
– Creepy

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck…
– It’s a furry, cuz ducks shouldn’t be talking

Two furries walk into a bar, then they Yiff each other in the butt.
– I dunno where I was goin with this to begin with.

What does furrys and fastfood lovers have together?
– They both love hot dogs

What do you call a Furry hidden in your bushes, peering through your window?
– Crouching Tiger Hidden Voyeur

Santa Paws: A sweet and punny name if your pet was a Christmas gift that brought you unadulterated joy.

If Dracula were a furry, what would his name be?
– Nos-fur-atu

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