Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Furry jokes in 2025

So I dated a furry once
– I didnt know he was a furry at the time.

– After a while, he showed me his true collars

Why are there so many furry flat earthers?
– Because they don’t have Occam’s Razor.

What does a furry thats had a stroke look like
– Uwu

Mr. Meowgi: If you are a fan of ‘The Karate Kid,’ this name will suit your pet the best.

You should never divorce a furry.
– I don’t remember why, but I think it’s an old wife’s tail.

What do you call a furry hip hop group?
– The Uwu-Tang Clan

A spinoff of Zootopia would have lampooned any people from a certain fandom who drew NSFW pictures of the two leads and shipped them.
– Alas, *Furry Vengeance* was already taken.

Cat Damon: One thing common between Matt Damon and cats is that everyone loves them.
– So why not name your pet after him?

lol, necro’d thread.

I have green skin, a nose three times the size of the horn on my head, four brown teeth and my neck is covered in furry scales… what am I?
– Ugly.

What’s green and furry and smells like pig?
– Kermit the Frog’s finger

I went on a date last night and I knew the girl was a little kinky but then she showed me the furry outfit she wanted me to wear…
– It gave me paws.

Bunnicula: Bunnies are nibblers with strong teeth. We also know someone for their very famous denture, i.e., Dracula.

What do you call a furry that sometimes cosplays as star wars characters?
– Ani-Kin

I went on a date last night and I knew the girl was a little kinky but then she showed me the furry outfit she wanted me to wear…
– It gave me paws.

What do you call a furry that sometimes cosplays as star wars characters?
– Ani-Kin

Jon Bone Jovi: An iconic name for an iconic pet.

What do you call a white kid who’s also a furry?
– An animal cracker

Follow us on Facebook