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Furry jokes in 2024

I got caught smuggling a gun to the furry convention
– Security guard : *(notices bulge)* OwO what’s this?!!

What does furrys and fastfood lovers have together?
– They both love hot dogs

I walked in on my son making out with his girlfriend. “Oh, woah, what’s this?” I asked. He’s been avoiding me ever since…
… and keeps mumbling something about me being a “furry”

So I dated a furry once
– I didnt know he was a furry at the time.
– After a while, he showed me his true collars

So a furry walks into a bar and says “ouch!”

I met a furry dominatrix with an amazing sound system
– You wouldn’t believe how many sub woofers she has.

What does furrys and fastfood lovers have together?
– They both love hot dogs

What do you call a Furry hidden in your bushes, peering through your window?
– Crouching Tiger Hidden Voyeur

Santa Paws: A sweet and punny name if your pet was a Christmas gift that brought you unadulterated joy.

If Dracula were a furry, what would his name be?
– Nos-fur-atu

What has 4 legs, is green, furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?
– A pool table.

What do you call an all panda furry orgy?
– Panda-moan-ium

What do you get when you ask a furry to build a computer?
– LenOWO, with WinRAWR pre-installed

Two furries walk into a bar. You’d think that one of them would have seen it or something

What kind of car does a furry drive?
– A Murrcedes.

Two furries walk into a bar, then they Yiff each other in the butt. I dunno where I was goin with this to begin with.
– A GAY BAR GAY BAR
LET’S START A WAR!

My sister came out as a furry
– Let’s just say she’s purrrrrfect… for being hunted

Paw McCartney: A famous name with a punny twist; great for fans of ‘The Beatles.’

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