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Furry jokes in 2025

What does furrys and fastfood lovers have together?
– They both love hot dogs

I walked in on my son making out with his girlfriend. “Oh, woah, what’s this?” I asked. He’s been avoiding me ever since…
… and keeps mumbling something about me being a “furry”

So I dated a furry once
– I didnt know he was a furry at the time.
– After a while, he showed me his true collars

So a furry walks into a bar and says “ouch!”

I met a furry dominatrix with an amazing sound system
– You wouldn’t believe how many sub woofers she has.

What do you call a furry who doesn’t bathe?
– A furry

What’s furry and filled with red lights?
– Hamsterdam

What do you call a furry that was blended into ice cream?
– A McFurry.

Two furries walk into a bar, then they Yiff each other in the butt.
– I dunno where I was goin with this to begin with.

What’s the similarity between a joke and a small, cute, furry mammal?
– They both die when dissected

You should never divorce a furry.
– I don’t remember why, but I think it’s an old wife’s tail.

Indiana Bones: A great name for puppies belonging to fans of this character.

Two furries walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says, “You didn’t see it either?”
– x3 Count how long it takes you to get that one.

So I dated a furry once
– I didnt know he was a furry at the time.

– After a while, he showed me his true collars

Why are there so many furry flat earthers?
– Because they don’t have Occam’s Razor.

What does a furry thats had a stroke look like
– Uwu

Mr. Meowgi: If you are a fan of ‘The Karate Kid,’ this name will suit your pet the best.

You should never divorce a furry.
– I don’t remember why, but I think it’s an old wife’s tail.

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