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Furry jokes in 2024

Its the second day of a big con and a furry wakes up, has a snack and goes downstairs. After 20 minutes or so of wandering aimlessly he bumps into the first other furry that hes seen and asks “Where is everyone?” and the other furry replies “Dude its 7 am, they’re sleeping! why aren’t you?”
– Since this was going mostly nowhere, thought i’d try my paw at it… ^^

I walked in on my son making out with his girlfriend. “Oh, woah, what’s this?” I asked. He’s been avoiding me ever since…
… and keeps mumbling something about me being a “furry”

What’s a furry’s favorite line from Bohemian Rhapsody?
– Mamaaaaa, OwO

The FBI was following a furry.
– They were on his tail.

My gf broke up with be because I came out as a furry
– Big woof

How much does a furry suit cost?
– Your dignity

Why did the fetishist come so quickly?
– He had an appointment and was in a furry.

It’s a hard life, being a furry
– It’s a dog eat dog world out there

What’s a furry’s favorite file storage format?
– rawr

What do you call a furry hip hop group?
– the uwu-tang clan

I could tell the one about the bear who wants beer from the Boulder Bear Beer Bar,
– but… It’s explicit… *sighs* Lots of need to be censored words.

Two furries walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says, “You didn’t see it either?”
– x3 Count how long it takes you to get that one.

What do you get when you ask a furry to build a computer?
– LenOWO, with WinRAWR pre-installed.

There are two wolves inside of you.
– You’re at a furry convention after hours.

What do you call a furry that likes to be on the bottom in bed?
– A subwoofer

So I read on a website to “treat your furry friend once a week.”
– So I bought him two tickets to Zootopia.

I’ve recently been experimenting with the furry lifestyle.
– I think it really *suits* me.

I got caught smuggling a gun to the furry convention
– Security guard : *(notices bulge)* OwO what’s this?!!

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