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Funny Sayings in 2025

I’m standing outside.
-In other words, I’m outstanding.

Opportunity is missed by most people
-because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.

The perfect man doesn’t swear, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t get angry, doesn’t drink.
-He also doesn’t exist.

Dear math exercise book,
-kindly grow up finally and solve your own problems!

Time decides who you meet in life, your heart decides who you want in your life,
– and your behavior decides who stays in your life.

If a man said he’ll fix it, he’ll fix it.
-There is no need to nag him every 6 months about it.

They say money doesn’t bring you happiness.
-Still, it is better to verify things for yourself.

Dogs have beloved masters.
-Cats have waiting staff.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course,
-is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

Every rule has an exception.
-This rule is no exception.

It’s so strange that autumn is so beautiful,
-yet everything is dying.

If you want to keep a true perspective of your own importance,
-get a dog that will worship you and a cat that will scorn you.

A bag of money can be a symbol not only of wealth,
-but also of tremendous inflation.

Finally, the spring is here!
– I’m so thrilled I wet my plants.

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