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Funny Sayings in 2025

A jellyfish has existed as a species for 500 million years,
-surviving just fine without a brain. That gives hope to quite a few people.

Some people are like clouds.
-When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day.

Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years.
-Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

The elevator to success is out of order.
-You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops.
-On my desk, I have a work station…

Sometimes I wake up grumpy;
-other times I let her sleep.

Children in the back seat cause accidents,
-accidents in the back seat cause children!

Friendship is like peeing on yourself:
-everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

If pro is the opposite of con,
-what would then be the opposite of progress?

A bank is a place that will lend you money,
– if you can prove that you don’t need it.

Help a woman when she’s in trouble.
-She will remember you when she’s in trouble again.

You can’t have everything.
-Where would you put it?

I am an early bird and a night owl…
-so I am wise and I have worms

Quantity is what you count,
-quality is what you count on.

All my life I thought air was for free.
-That was until I bought a bag of crisps.

Never let your best friends get lonely…
-keep disturbing them.

I’m jealous of my parents,
– I’ll never have a kid as cool as them.

Even a stopped clock is right twice every day.
-After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.

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