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Fungi jokes 🍄 in 2025

All mushrooms are edible, but some mushrooms are only edible once.

Why couldn’t the mushroom get into the over 18’s disco?
– He wasn’t mould enough!

What does a mushroom sit on?
– A toadstool.

How can Psathyrella aquatica survive underwater?
– They’ve got gills!

Mushrooms are the most virtuous of fungi…
– they have the best morels.

What’s a vampire’s favourite soup?
– Scream of mushroom.

What is a mushrooms favorite thing to bring camping?
– S’pores.

I didn’t used to like mushrooms, but after a while they grew on me.

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