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Fungi jokes 🍄 in 2025

What happened to the fungi who moved into a New York apartment?
– He didn’t have mush-room

What’s the only room in your house you can’t go into?
– A mushroom.

Why do Toadstools grow so close together?
– They don’t need Mushroom.

What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel?
– A shroom with a view, please!

How do you get into the mushroom?
– Ring the porta-bella.

Why do toadstools grow so near each other?
– They don’t need mushroom.

Why did the mushroom hate going to school?
– Because it was always so sporing.

What does the mushroom order from the fish and chip shop?
– Mushy peas!

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