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Fungi jokes 🍄 in 2025

Which vegetable should you have with jacket potatoes?
– Button mushrooms.

Why does Mario prefer to hang out with Toad more than Luigi?
– Because he’s a fungi.

How do you tell poisonous mushrooms apart from the edible ones?
– You give them to someone else to eat first.

What’s the problem with living in fungi?
– There’s not mush-room

What did one mushroom say to the other mushroom?
– Nothing. Mushrooms can’t talk.

What does a mushroom clean its house with?
– A mushbroom.

Where did they bury King Oyster Mushroom after his death?
– In a mushtomb!

Why was the mushroom invited to so many parties?
– Because he was a fungi!

Why did the fungi leave the party?
– There wasn’t mushroom for dancing.

Which vegetables goes best with jacket potatoes?
– Button Mushrooms.

What is a mushroom’s favourite London market?
– Portobello Market!

How does a mushroom car sound?
– Shroom, shroom.

I’d like to try putting mushrooms in cola, if you get my-cola-gist.

What did the mushroom’s sing when they won the closed-cup?
– We are the champignons!

I used to hate foot fungi
– But then it really grew on me.

What sort of room can you eat?
– A mushroom.

What do you call a picture of a mushroom with no arms, legs or head?
– A stalk photo.

Why didn’t the mushroom enter the weightlifting competition?
– Because he said he wasn’t stroganoff!

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