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Fungi jokes 🍄 in 2025

What did the girl mushroom say to the boy mushroom?
– You’re a fungi (fun guy).

What’s the world’s biggest mushroom competition?
– The champignon’s league.

I went to the mycologists convention, but there was too much shiitake.

What is Harry Potter’s favourite type of mushroom?
– Magic mushrooms!

Did you hear the joke about fungus?
– You won’t like it, but it will grow on you.

I had this long fungi joke, but I don’t have enough shroom to type it.

What did the Eukaryote become when he realized he wasn’t a fungi, plant, or animal?
– A Protist-er.

What do you call a Fungi who doesn’t believe in God?
– Athyeast

What do you call a fungi that makes music?
– A decomposer.

Why is it not worth it to hunt for mushrooms?
– It’s too much truffle.

What do you get if you cross a harbour and a chime?
– A porto-bello!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toad.
Toad who?
Toadstool.

What did the mycologist tell the problem solving mushroom?
– Put on your thinking cap!

When do mushrooms retire?
– When they get too mould!

Which vegetable should you have with jacket potatoes?
– Button mushrooms.

Why does Mario prefer to hang out with Toad more than Luigi?
– Because he’s a fungi.

How do you tell poisonous mushrooms apart from the edible ones?
– You give them to someone else to eat first.

What’s the problem with living in fungi?
– There’s not mush-room

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