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Fungi jokes 🍄 in 2025

What did the mushroom say as he fell off a cliff?
– Help! I’m in truffle.

Our local woods are full of mushrooms right now.
– I’m always tripping on them.

What do polite mushrooms say?
– Thank you very mush!

Why are mushroom children so good?
– They don’t want to get in truffle.

A mushroom walks up to a tomato and asks him out on a date. As the evening wears on, the tomato is just sitting there, not saying much and looking miserable. “What’s wrong?” the mushroom says. “Aren’t you enjoying yourself?”
– “I guess I’m just not a fungi,” says the tomato.

Where do mushrooms come from?
– Mushy rooms.

What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?
– There’s not mushroom in here

What did the teacher say about the student’s attempt at making pizza?
– There’s so mushroom for improvement.

What’s the difference between stormtroopers having a party and mushrooms being picked? One’s bad guys having a fun time, the other’s fungi having a bad time.

Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball?
– Chanterella!

If I had to choose to hang out with either Mario, Luigi or Toad. I’d pick Toad.
– He seems like a fungi.

How much room does a fungi need to grow?
– As mushroom as possible.

All mushrooms are edible, but some mushrooms are only edible once.

Why couldn’t the mushroom get into the over 18’s disco?
– He wasn’t mould enough!

What does a mushroom sit on?
– A toadstool.

How can Psathyrella aquatica survive underwater?
– They’ve got gills!

Mushrooms are the most virtuous of fungi…
– they have the best morels.

What’s a vampire’s favourite soup?
– Scream of mushroom.

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