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Fungi jokes 🍄 in 2024

What is a mushroom’s favourite London market?
– Portobello Market!

How does a mushroom car sound?
– Shroom, shroom.

I’d like to try putting mushrooms in cola, if you get my-cola-gist.

What did the mushroom’s sing when they won the closed-cup?
– We are the champignons!

I used to hate foot fungi
– But then it really grew on me.

What sort of room can you eat?
– A mushroom.

What do you call a picture of a mushroom with no arms, legs or head?
– A stalk photo.

Why didn’t the mushroom enter the weightlifting competition?
– Because he said he wasn’t stroganoff!

Who would be the best food to hang out with, a strawberry, a banana or a mushroom?
– A mushroom of course, because he’s a fungi.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fun.
Fun who?
Fungi! (Fun guy!)

How do you kill an angel?
– With an amanita virosa.

What platform do mushrooms use for their video conferences?
– Zhroom!

What kind of room has no doors or windows?
– A mush-room.

What’s an airplanes favorite mushroom?
– Air-portabela.

Where do baby mushrooms grow before they are born?
– In the mushwomb!

What happened to the fungi who moved into a New York apartment?
– He didn’t have mush-room

What’s the only room in your house you can’t go into?
– A mushroom.

Why do Toadstools grow so close together?
– They don’t need Mushroom.

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