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Fungi jokes 🍄 in 2025

What do you call a fungi that makes music?
– A decomposer.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mush.
Mush who?
Mush you always ask so many questions?

Where do fungi go shopping?
– At the grocery spore.

What do you get if a frog eats a mushroom?
– A toadstool.

I started growing fungi in my garden, but failed miserably.
– I guess there is mushroom for improvement.

What is a mushroom child’s favourite bedtime story?
– Fungus the bogeyman!

What do you call a book about mushrooms?
– A fun-guide.

A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a lemonade. “That will be £11,” the bartender says. The mushroom pays for the drink and the bartender says, “We don’t often get mushrooms in here.”
– So the mushroom says, “With prices like these, you won’t get many more.”

What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?
– One’s a tree.

What did the father mushroom say to the son mushroom before his first big trip?
– The world is your oyster (mushroom!)

How much room does a mushroom need to party?
– As mushroom as possible!

What would a mushroom car say?
– Shroom shroom!

What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding?
– I love you so mush-groom!

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 inch stalk?
– A fungi to go out with

Why didn’t the mushroom like school?
– Because it spored him.

When mushrooms come together what do they make?
– A mush house.

Where do the mushroom family keep their umbrellas, coats and shoes?
– In their porch-ini!

What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom?
– Put a cap on it.

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