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Fungi jokes 🍄 in 2025

Why did the mushroom have so many friends?
– Because he was a fungi!

Two leprechauns are in the forest and one starts eating mushrooms, so the other one says to him, “Are you having fun, Gus?”

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mush.
Mush who?
Mushroom in there?

What room has no doors, walls, or floor?
– A mushroom.

What is the world’s deadliest fungus?
– A mushroom with an axe!

What kind of mushroom lives in the sea?
– Oyster mushrooms.

Mycologists are the most virtuous scientists. They’re all obsessed with morels!

Why was the mushroom the life of the party?
– Because he was giving out free drinks.

A couple of fungi were cuddling one night
One says to the other – “it’s getting hot can you move over?”
– The other replies – “I would but I don’t have mushroom!”

Why does the fungus always win the argument?
– Because they don’t leave mushroom for debate.

What did the mushroom say when he needed a little more time?
– Amanita minute.

What is a mushroom’s favourite hobby?
– Spore(t)!

What did the girl mushroom say to the boy mushroom?
– You’re a fungi (fun guy).

What’s the world’s biggest mushroom competition?
– The champignon’s league.

I went to the mycologists convention, but there was too much shiitake.

What is Harry Potter’s favourite type of mushroom?
– Magic mushrooms!

Did you hear the joke about fungus?
– You won’t like it, but it will grow on you.

I had this long fungi joke, but I don’t have enough shroom to type it.

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