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Fruitcake jokes 🍰 in 2025

What do you call a fruitcake in a suit? A businessman-date.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always curious? An inquisitive-fruit.

Why did the fruitcake go to the coffee shop? It wanted a fruit latte.

Why did the fruitcake go to the zoo? It wanted to see the fruit bats.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always friendly? A sweet-fruit.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always energetic? A lively-fruit.

Why did the fruitcake go to the office? It wanted to be a fruit businessman.

Why did the fruitcake go to the gym? It wanted to work on its fruit muscles.

Why did the fruitcake go to the lake? It wanted to go fishing for fruit.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always hungry? A ravenous-fruit.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always angry? A furious-fruit.

Why did the fruitcake go to the farm? It wanted to be closer to its fruit roots.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always silly? A goofball-fruit.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always late? A procrastin-fruit.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always quiet? A silent-fruit.

Why did the fruitcake go to the comic convention? It wanted to dress up as a fruit superhero.

Why did the fruitcake go to the beach? It wanted to catch some rays.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always brave? A fearless-fruit.

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