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Fruitcake jokes 🍰 in 2025

Why did the fruitcake go to the spa? It wanted to be a well-pampered dessert.

Why did the fruitcake go to the restaurant? It wanted to try some fruit cuisine.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always in a rush? A speedy-fruit.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always scared? A timid-fruit.

Why did the fruitcake go to the beach? It wanted to build a fruit sandcastle.

Why did the fruitcake go to the theater? It wanted to see the fruit drama.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always serious? A stern-fruit.

What do you call a fruitcake with a bad attitude? A sour-puss.

Why did the fruitcake go to the beach party? It wanted to be the life of the fruit punch.

Why did the fruitcake go to the sushi restaurant? It wanted to try fruit sushi.

Why did the fruitcake go to the amusement park? It wanted to ride the fruit roller coaster.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always romantic? A love-fruit.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always thirsty? A parched-fruit.

Why did the fruitcake go to the beach volleyball game? It wanted to be a fruit player.

Why did the fruitcake get a job as a detective? It was good at finding fruit clues.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always witty? A clever-fruit.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always cheerful? A happy-fruit.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always cold? A chilly-fruit.

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