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Fruitcake jokes 🍰 in 2025

Why did the fruitcake go to the fair? It wanted to try the fruit funnel cakes.

Why did the fruitcake go to the circus? It wanted to see the fruit clowns.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always optimistic? A positive-fruit.

What did one fruitcake say to the other? “I’m nuts about you!”

What do you call a fruitcake who is always lethargic? A lazy-fruit.

Why did the fruitcake go to the mall? It wanted to shop for fruit clothes.

Why did the fruitcake go to the art museum? It wanted to appreciate some fruit sculptures.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always stylish? A fashionable-fruit.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always calm? A serene-fruit.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always tired? A drowsy-fruit.

Why did the fruitcake go to the countryside? It wanted to experience the fruit simple life.

Why did the fruitcake cross the road? To get to the other side of the dessert table.

Why did the fruitcake go to the museum? It wanted to learn about fruit art.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always sleepy? A drowsy-fruit.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always happy? A jolly-fruit.

Why did the fruitcake go to the race track? It wanted to bet on the fruit horses.

Why did the fruitcake go to the airport? It wanted to fly first-class.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always pessimistic? A negative-fruit.

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