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Fruitcake jokes 🍰 in 2025

What do you call a fruitcake who is always sarcastic? A snarky-fruit.

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What do you call a fruitcake who is always full of energy? A vibrant-fruit.

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Why did the fruitcake go to the park? It wanted to go on a fruit picnic.

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Why did the fruitcake get a job as a teacher? It was good at raisin awareness.

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What do you call a fruitcake who is always clumsy? A butterfingers-fruit.

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What do you call a fruitcake who is always creative? An artistic-fruit.

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What do you call a fruitcake who is always hot? A sizzling-fruit.

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Why did the fruitcake go to the city? It wanted to be a fruit urbanite.

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Why did the fruitcake go to the doctor? It had too many currants.

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Why did the fruitcake go to the library? It wanted to read about fruit history.

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What do you call a fruitcake who is always adventurous? An explorer-fruit.

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What do you call a fruitcake who is always sad? A weeping-fruit.

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Why did the fruitcake go to the pet store? It wanted to adopt a fruit pet.

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Why did the fruitcake go to the fair? It wanted to try the fruit funnel cakes.

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Why did the fruitcake go to the circus? It wanted to see the fruit clowns.

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What do you call a fruitcake who is always optimistic? A positive-fruit.

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What did one fruitcake say to the other? “I’m nuts about you!”

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What do you call a fruitcake who is always lethargic? A lazy-fruit.

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