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Fruitcake jokes 🍰 in 2025

What do you call a fruitcake who is always clumsy? A butterfingers-fruit.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always creative? An artistic-fruit.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always hot? A sizzling-fruit.

Why did the fruitcake go to the city? It wanted to be a fruit urbanite.

Why did the fruitcake go to the doctor? It had too many currants.

Why did the fruitcake go to the library? It wanted to read about fruit history.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always adventurous? An explorer-fruit.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always sad? A weeping-fruit.

Why did the fruitcake go to the pet store? It wanted to adopt a fruit pet.

Why did the fruitcake go to the fair? It wanted to try the fruit funnel cakes.

Why did the fruitcake go to the circus? It wanted to see the fruit clowns.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always optimistic? A positive-fruit.

What did one fruitcake say to the other? “I’m nuts about you!”

What do you call a fruitcake who is always lethargic? A lazy-fruit.

Why did the fruitcake go to the mall? It wanted to shop for fruit clothes.

Why did the fruitcake go to the art museum? It wanted to appreciate some fruit sculptures.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always stylish? A fashionable-fruit.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always calm? A serene-fruit.

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