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Fruitcake jokes 🍰 in 2025

Why did the fruitcake go to the Halloween party? It wanted to dress up as a fruit bat.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always cold? A chilly-fruit.

Why did the fruitcake go to the winter wonderland? It wanted to make fruit snow angels.

Why did the fruitcake go to the park? It wanted to sit under a fruit tree.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always romantic? A love-fruit.

What do you call a fruitcake who always talks too much? A babbling-fruit.

Why did the fruitcake go to the mountains? It wanted to climb to new fruit heights.

Why did the fruitcake go to the beach barbecue? It wanted to be the fruit grill-master.

Why did the fruitcake go to the concert? It wanted to hear the fruit music.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always sarcastic? A snarky-fruit.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always full of energy? A vibrant-fruit.

Why did the fruitcake go to the park? It wanted to go on a fruit picnic.

Why did the fruitcake get a job as a teacher? It was good at raisin awareness.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always clumsy? A butterfingers-fruit.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always creative? An artistic-fruit.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always hot? A sizzling-fruit.

Why did the fruitcake go to the city? It wanted to be a fruit urbanite.

Why did the fruitcake go to the doctor? It had too many currants.

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