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Fruitcake jokes 🍰 in 2025

Why did the fruitcake go to the Halloween party? It wanted to dress up as a fruit bat.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always late? A procrastin-fruit.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always quiet? A silent-fruit.

Why did the fruitcake go to the comic convention? It wanted to dress up as a fruit superhero.

Why did the fruitcake go to the beach? It wanted to catch some rays.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always brave? A fearless-fruit.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always hungry? A famished-fruit.

Why did the fruitcake go to the pool party? It wanted to be a fruit mermaid.

Why did the fruitcake go to the spa? It wanted to be a well-pampered dessert.

Why did the fruitcake go to the restaurant? It wanted to try some fruit cuisine.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always in a rush? A speedy-fruit.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always scared? A timid-fruit.

Why did the fruitcake go to the beach? It wanted to build a fruit sandcastle.

Why did the fruitcake go to the theater? It wanted to see the fruit drama.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always serious? A stern-fruit.

What do you call a fruitcake with a bad attitude? A sour-puss.

Why did the fruitcake go to the beach party? It wanted to be the life of the fruit punch.

Why did the fruitcake go to the sushi restaurant? It wanted to try fruit sushi.

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