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Fruit jokes 🍊🍋🍓🥝 in 2025

What type of fruit always has a wedding?
– Cantaloupe

I blueberry much love you.

Hey drop me a lime!

How many marmalade sandwiches did Paddington Bear eat?
– None, he’s already stuffed!

What did the fruit say when he was surprised for his birthday?
– Wow… I’m s-peach-less!

What do you call someone who steals a fruit drink?
– A smoothie criminal.

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