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Fruit jokes 🍊🍋🍓🥝 in 2025

Why didn’t the fruit salad get sunburnt?
– Because it had plenty of melon in.

Orange you happy to see me?

How do you make an apple turnover?
– You push it down the hill!

What do you get when you cross a German with a lemon?
– Sauerkraut!

What do you do if your boyfriend doen’t loves fruit jokes?
– You let the ManGo

You’re berry special to me.

If he doesn’t appreciate you, let that mango.

Why are oranges the fastest fruit?
– They never run out of juice!

What pie did the scientists use for their experiment?
– A peach tree dish!

What do you call a fruit mixed with a stone that *isn’t* a stone fruit?
…Pome*granite.*

You have a peach of my heart.

I had grape expectations for this.

How do you fix a broken berry?
– With a strawberry patch!

A guy kept trying to sell me tropical fruit. I told him mango!

My friend told me, “did you know trees drop edible stuff that’s not fruit?”
– “that’s nuts” I replied.

You better get juiced to my jokes!

What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet?
– A tooty fruity!

Lemons and limes fight all the time,
– they are bitter rivals!

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