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Fruit jokes 🍊🍋🍓🥝 in 2025

What is Dracula’s favourite fruit?
– Neck-tarines!

Why did the tiny fruit farmer move to Minnesota?
– He was Mini-apple-less!

Peach perfect.

All in due lime.

What do you call a bunch of strawberries playing instruments together?
– A jam session!

How do you fix a broken tomato?
– Use tomato paste!

What fruit do you use to make toe jam?
– You use fruit by the foot

Orange you glad it’s a beautiful day?

Cherry up, buttercup!

What do you call a cat who eats lemons?
– A sourpuss!

I owe my success as a fruit farmer to my dear dad. Whenever I felt scared as a kid, he always told me to
– grow a pear

I used to think Pomegranate was a stone fruit…
– Pom-a-granite

You’re the pineapple of my eye.

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
– He just couldn’t concentrate!

What do you call the time in-between eating a load of peaches?
– A pit stop!

What kind of fruit always has big formal weddings?
– The cantelope

We were made for peach other.

This is my grape escape!

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