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Fruit jokes 🍊🍋🍓🥝 in 2024

Did you hear about the fruit that gave people a warm fuzzy feeling?
– It was a real peach!

What is the state fruit of Arkansas?
– Pump-kin

I a-peach-iate you!

Grape minds think alike.

Why can’t you make a crumble with 3.14 blackberries?
– Because that would be a pie!

What did the fruit say to his valentine?
– I love you from my head tomato!

Why didn’t the fruit salad get sunburnt?
– Because it had plenty of melon in.

Orange you happy to see me?

How do you make an apple turnover?
– You push it down the hill!

What do you get when you cross a German with a lemon?
– Sauerkraut!

What do you do if your boyfriend doen’t loves fruit jokes?
– You let the ManGo

You’re berry special to me.

If he doesn’t appreciate you, let that mango.

Why are oranges the fastest fruit?
– They never run out of juice!

What pie did the scientists use for their experiment?
– A peach tree dish!

What do you call a fruit mixed with a stone that *isn’t* a stone fruit?
…Pome*granite.*

You have a peach of my heart.

I had grape expectations for this.

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