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Frog Jokes 🐸 in 2025

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
-A croaker spaniel.

Which kind of horse likes to eat baked beans?
-The pinto. (a 2-toned horse, also a type of bean)

What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
– Lily.

What do you call a frog spy?
-Because it had bad stable manners.

What do frogs drink?
-Croak-acola

Why was the frog arrested?
– Because it Kermitted a crime.

What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
-Hopera.

Why was the frog upset when he got back to the swamp?
-His lily pad was Toad.

What is Mr Frog’s favourite social media platform?
– Reddit reddit. Reddit

What did the frog dress up as on Halloween?
– A prince.

Explaining a Joke is like Dissecting a Frog
-Everyone understands it better, but you killed it in the Process.

What’s a frog’s favorite game?
-Croak-et.

What is a frog’s favorite time?
-Leap year.

What type of sandals do frogs wear?
– Open-toad.

What did the biology teacher tell the frog?
– Looks aren’t everything, it’s what inside you that really matters.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
-A jump rope.

Why do frogs taste similar to beer?
-Because of the hops.

What did the frog name its daughter?
-Rebec.

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