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Frog Jokes 🐸 in 2025

What do you say if you meet a toad?
-Wart’s new?

How do you make an mechanical frog?
– You can’t use bolts, you have to use revets

What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
– Open toad sandals.

hat do you call a talking frog?
-A quantum leap.

What did a frog say to the other frog on the internet ?
– Reddit

Credit: My 10 yr old Niece.

What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
– Lily!

What do you call a frog with no back legs?
– Unhoppy.

My son’s pet frog broke his leg yesterday
-He was very unhoppy…

Did you hear about the frog professor?
-He gave very ribitting lectures

What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
-A croakadile.

Why did Kermit the Frog’s stage play get a standing ovation?
-He gave a ribbeting performance

Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
-No, I always walk this way.

How does a frog pick his favorite baseball team?
– e jumps on the bandwagon.

What’s a frog’s favorite drug?
-Croakaine. Explains why they’re hopped up all the time

Have y’all seen that new frog documentary?
-It’s ribbiting

When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
-That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.

Which bit of a frog is the best to eat
– The rib bit

When’s a frogs birthday?
– February 29th

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