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Frog Jokes 🐸 in 2025

Hey, do you guys want to hear a story about frogs?
-I think you’ll find it ribbeting

What did the bus driver say to the frog?
– Hop on.

Miss piggy has filed for divorce from Kermit the frog…
– …cause Kermit converted to Judaism and can no longer eat pork.

Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
– It jumped to the wrong conclusions.

How long should a horse’s legs be?
-He wanted to robbit.

From my 7 year old nephew: What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
-A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

What sounds do frogs make on this site?
– Reddit! Reddit! Reddit!

What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
-A bunny ribbit.

What happened to the frog who didn’t pay the parking meter?
-He got toad.

Why are frogs so good at basketball?
-Because they always make jump shots.

What did the horse say after it fell?
– Help – I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up.

A frog went for a DNA test…
– The results came back 99.9% amphibian and a tad Polish.

What’s the difference between a squashed frog on the side of the road and a banjo player?
– There is a slim possibility that the frog was on its way to a gig.

What do stylish frogs wear?
-Jumpsuits.

Which frog has horns?
-A bull frog.

Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
– His car got toad away.

My jokes are like frogs
-They aren’t funny after you dissect them. But they weren’t funny before either.

What’s green with red spots?
-A frog with the chicken pox.

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