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Ford Jokes in 2025

What do you call a Ford at the top of a Hill?
– A Miracle.

My friend tries to impress girls by drawing realistic pictures of the Ford F-150.
-He is a pick up artist.

Doug Ford and Walmart are quite similar
-They both love their rollbacks.

Why do they fit heated tail gates to luxury Ford trucks?
– A Model T-Rex.

95% of all Ford trucks made in the past 20 years are still on the road.
-The rest have been towed home.

What would Chrysler’s version of the Ford Focus be called?
-Chrysler Concentrate

What do the new speed limit signs say on our suburban roads?
-Max speed – 60 km/h – Fords do best you can.

A Chevy Silverado, a GMC Sierra, a Ford F150, a RAM 1500, and a Toyota Tacoma are driving in convoy
-Best pickup line ever

What did Richard Nixon say when he bumped into Gerald Ford?
-Pardon me.

What do you call two Fords at the top of a hill?
-A mirage.

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