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Ford Jokes in 2025

Why do the new FORD Explorers have larger bumpers?
-To make it easier on the towe trucks.

Pick up lines change as you get older.
-In your 20’s – I have an original 1965 Ford Mustang.
In your 40’s – I have an original Picasso.
In your 60’s – I have my original hips

Which mammal absolutely loves Merlot and Cabernet?
-The Wineoceros.

Why did the Ford cross the road?
– To pick up the bits it lost yesterday.

When people ask if you have a Ford or Chevy?
-I just dodge that question

Fords coming out with heated tailgates.
-So your hands stay warm while you’re pushing it home.

What do you call a Ford with dual exhausts?
-A wheelbarrow

My neighbour recently bought a BMW, a Volkswagen, 2 Fords, a Toyota and a Chrysler…
-I think he’s got the car-owners virus.

I tried to start up a business as a Ford dealership
– I lost my focus

Why are FORD dealers giving away a dog with each FORD sold?
-So the owner has a companion to walk home with.

In 2020 Ford is re-releasing the Bronco
– There will be a special edition OJ trim level:
Standard White paint with dark tinted windows, governed to 30 mph, extended range gas tank, and has an undersized glove box.

I went to a car show but there were nothing but Fords
-I guess you could say it was a real Ford Fiesta think it over…

Why do they put sidewalks beside most streets and highways?
-So FORD owners have a safe place to walk home.

What do you call Harrison Ford making a ven diagram?
-Comparison Ford.

You know what I like about ford?
-They circle the problem for you.

What is the Ford owner’s most ardent wish?
-To buy a car.

With Ford v Ferrari being so successful
-Chevy has decided to come out with their own movie. Total Recall

Why couldn’t 1 Ford Focus give the other Ford Focus a message?
-Broken transmission.

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