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Ford Jokes in 2025

Harrison Ford just turned up at my AA meeting
-I’ve never seen Han So low

I visited ford’s theater on vacation
-Is it wrong that I got a Lincoln shot glass from the gift shop?

Why is this country so far in debt?
-Because the president drives a Ford.

Ford and Renault were working on a joint car project……
-…where they combined the Renault Clio with the Ford Taurus.
They gave up when male test drivers couldn’t find the car.

Why are Ford cars cheap?
-Because they’re affordable.

Two Ford Fusions collided head-on on the highway.
-The good news is that the reaction released enough energy to light up New York City for 3 hours.

What do you call a Ford at the top of a Hill?
– A Miracle.

My friend tries to impress girls by drawing realistic pictures of the Ford F-150.
-He is a pick up artist.

Doug Ford and Walmart are quite similar
-They both love their rollbacks.

Why do they fit heated tail gates to luxury Ford trucks?
– A Model T-Rex.

95% of all Ford trucks made in the past 20 years are still on the road.
-The rest have been towed home.

What would Chrysler’s version of the Ford Focus be called?
-Chrysler Concentrate

What do the new speed limit signs say on our suburban roads?
-Max speed – 60 km/h – Fords do best you can.

A Chevy Silverado, a GMC Sierra, a Ford F150, a RAM 1500, and a Toyota Tacoma are driving in convoy
-Best pickup line ever

What did Richard Nixon say when he bumped into Gerald Ford?
-Pardon me.

What do you call two Fords at the top of a hill?
-A mirage.

Ford have announced their new car.
-But the Ford Siesta has caused some safety concerns.

Richard Nixon and Gerald Ford pass each other in the hallway (Oldie but a goodie)
-Richard Nixon and Gerald Ford pass each other in the hallway. Nixon bumps into Ford’s shoulder. Embarrassed, Nixon turns to Ford and says “Pardon me!”
And so he did.

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