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Ford Jokes in 2025

I’m worried about my flatmate. In the last week he has recently just purchased himself a new Ford, Tesla, BMW, Toyota
-I think he might have a car owner virus.

Without a doubt, the Ford F-150
-My favorite pickup line.

Why does the new Ford Escape parallel park itself?
– Because white trash can only trailer park!

The car crashes can blow everyone’s mind, but the Ford owners certainly know that they can get a heart attack and get mad every second they drive their auto
-At least, we think they can get.

At his deathbed, father-of-three Joe tells his wife Joan: “Let John take over the family business.” Joan: “Jimmy’s better in business. Let John help him.” “OK but let Jack have my F150.” Joan: “But John is better at maintaining it.” OK, but let Jack have the Ford Mustang.”
-Joan: “Can he share it with Jimmy?” Joe sighed and said: “Honey, who’s dying – – you or me?”

I wanted to buy the first car
– But I couldn’t a Ford it

Its crazy how much people love Ford Mustangs
-I hear they’re a real hit with the crowd

Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?
-Because he’s Indie!

What’s the difference between a golfball and a Ford?
-A golf ball can be driven 300 yards.

Have you heard about Ford’s new electric coffee car?
– It’s the Mach-E Auto.

I wish Ford installed heated bumpers.
-Would keep my hands warm while I’m pushing mine to the side of the freeway.

Why Pokemon Go a lifesaver?
-Because it gives Ford owners something to do while they walk home.

Harrison Ford just turned up at my AA meeting
-I’ve never seen Han So low

I visited ford’s theater on vacation
-Is it wrong that I got a Lincoln shot glass from the gift shop?

Why is this country so far in debt?
-Because the president drives a Ford.

Ford and Renault were working on a joint car project……
-…where they combined the Renault Clio with the Ford Taurus.
They gave up when male test drivers couldn’t find the car.

Why are Ford cars cheap?
-Because they’re affordable.

Two Ford Fusions collided head-on on the highway.
-The good news is that the reaction released enough energy to light up New York City for 3 hours.

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