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Ford Jokes in 2024

What is the difference between a Ford and a porcupine?
– Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What’s the difference between a Ford owner and a carp?
– One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

85% of all Fords made are still on the road today…
-The other 15% made it home.

Tim Cook was just named as the new CEO of Ford, and I for one am really excited!
-Now everyone will have the chance to buy a Ford-Apple car

What did the Toyota say to the Ford?
-Would you like a tow home?

What happens when you leave your ADHD medication in your Ford Fiesta?
-It turns into a Ford Focus.

Doctor, I think I have ADHD. I can never remember where I parked my Ford
-Doctor: That’s not how ADHD works.

Man: But I keep losing my Focus.

I bought the new “Ford” vacuum cleaner, but it doesn’t work.
-I guess it’s the only thing Ford has made that doesn’t suck.

What’s the difference between a Ford and the principal’s office?
-It’s less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal’s office.

Ford should manufacturer a sedan called the Ore
-It would be the four-door Ford Ore

If Harrison Ford’s son were in the Navy, what would be his favorite city??
-Indy-Annapolis

What is a Ford F125?
-An F150 that the bank still owns.

My friend is getting a new car – a “tangerine” ford focus. Dad drops this one…
-Tangerine focus… Isn’t that the same as orange concentrate?

Why do they fit ABS braking systems to the latest Fords?
-So the driver can stop quicker to pick up the fallen off parts.

What’s the difference between a Ford Fiesta and a Ford Focus?
-Adderall.

Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?
-because he was flying solo and went look no hans…

What goes on pages 4-5 of the Ford’s user’s manual?
– The train & bus schedule.

The secret of enjoying a good bottle of wine:
-Open the bottle to allow it to breathe.
If it doesn’t look like it’s breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth.

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