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Ford Jokes in 2025

What is the Ford owner’s most ardent wish?
-To buy a car.

With Ford v Ferrari being so successful
-Chevy has decided to come out with their own movie. Total Recall

Why couldn’t 1 Ford Focus give the other Ford Focus a message?
-Broken transmission.

Why are the latest Fords so aerodynamically designed?
-It improves the Chevy tow truck’s fuel consumption.

Ford is creating a new company to manufacture electric vehicles using Tesla software and batteries.
-They’re naming it Edison.

Harrison Ford has broken his ankle.
-There will now be a new Star Wars cast.

Why does Ford make tractors and Opel not?
-So FORD owners have a safe place to walk home.

What do you call a Ford Fiesta out of gas?
-A Ford Siesta!

What do you call a party car driven by Harrison Ford?
-A Ford Fiesta.

What do you call a Ford with a seat belt?
-A rucksack.

Why are so many Matchbox and Hot Wheels cars Fords?
-So kids can get used to pushing them at an early age

Why do winos love cheap wine puns?
-Because wine snobs hate them!

What is the aim of a Ford concept car?
-An attempt to keep their car running.

What do you call a car concentrating on crossing a river?
-Ford Focus

he’s not all bad: after an 12 hour shift at a local food kitchen, mayor Rob Ford selflessly turned down a hot meal.
-“I’ve got more than enough to eat at home”

What should you do if you find three Ford owners buried up to their neck in cement?
-Get more cement.

Ford is working on a special edition O.J. Simpson Bronco
-But instead of white it will be Nicole Brown with blood red interior

I asked for a pair of vans last Christmas…
-So my dad got me two ford transits

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