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Ford Jokes in 2025

Why do winos love cheap wine puns?
-Because wine snobs hate them!

What is the aim of a Ford concept car?
-An attempt to keep their car running.

What do you call a car concentrating on crossing a river?
-Ford Focus

he’s not all bad: after an 12 hour shift at a local food kitchen, mayor Rob Ford selflessly turned down a hot meal.
-“I’ve got more than enough to eat at home”

What should you do if you find three Ford owners buried up to their neck in cement?
-Get more cement.

Ford is working on a special edition O.J. Simpson Bronco
-But instead of white it will be Nicole Brown with blood red interior

I asked for a pair of vans last Christmas…
-So my dad got me two ford transits

How do you double the value of a Ford Focus?
-Full the tank with petrol.

Can someone describe what this new film “Ford v Ferrari” is about, please?
-In Le Mans terms.

I heard Abe Lincoln was having a fine old time at Ford’s Theater…
-that is until he asked John Wilkes Booth for a headshot.

How can they improve a Ford Focus?
-Put a Toyota engine in it.

I need a new car, I can’t seem to hang onto my Fords.
-I always seem to lose my Focus.

I woke up one day, and wanted to go to the store.
-I went to my garage and saw that my car wasn’t there.
That day, I realized I shouldn’t have bought a Ford Escape.

What is the difference between a Ford and a porcupine?
– Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What’s the difference between a Ford owner and a carp?
– One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

85% of all Fords made are still on the road today…
-The other 15% made it home.

Tim Cook was just named as the new CEO of Ford, and I for one am really excited!
-Now everyone will have the chance to buy a Ford-Apple car

What did the Toyota say to the Ford?
-Would you like a tow home?

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