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Ford Jokes in 2025

What is the difference between a Ford and a shopping trolley?
– A shopping trolley is much easier to push.

What do you call a Ford with 200,000 miles on it?
– A lie.

My father works as a statistician at Ford.
-He must be pretty well-respected there, people are always asking for his auto graph.

What did the Toyota say to the Ford on the side of the road?
– Rust-in-peace.

According to a new poll 91 percent of people are satisfied with their lives.
-The other 9 percent own a Ford.

What should the Ford Mustang really be called?
-The Ford Rustang.

Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
-It said Focus.

With Ford v Ferrari being so successful
-Chevy has decided to come out with their own movie. Total Recall

Why couldn’t 1 Ford Focus give the other Ford Focus a message?
-Broken transmission.

Why are the latest Fords so aerodynamically designed?
-It improves the Chevy tow truck’s fuel consumption.

Ford is creating a new company to manufacture electric vehicles using Tesla software and batteries.
-They’re naming it Edison.

Harrison Ford has broken his ankle.
-There will now be a new Star Wars cast.

Why does Ford make tractors and Opel not?
-So FORD owners have a safe place to walk home.

What do you call a Ford Fiesta out of gas?
-A Ford Siesta!

What do you call a party car driven by Harrison Ford?
-A Ford Fiesta.

What do you call a Ford with a seat belt?
-A rucksack.

Why are so many Matchbox and Hot Wheels cars Fords?
-So kids can get used to pushing them at an early age

Why do winos love cheap wine puns?
-Because wine snobs hate them!

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