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Food Jokes 🍔 in 2025

What do you call a break up between a boy and a girl banana?
– A banana split.

Why did the chicken join the band?
-Because he had the drumsticks!

How do you make an apple turnover?
– Push it downhill.

What do cats eat for breakfast?
-Mice Krispies.

What did the gingerbread man find on his bed?
-A cookie sheet!

What is green, small and round and goes up and down?
-A pea in a lift.

What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
-Ban-ana-na!

What did the student say after the teacher said, “Order students, order?”
– Can I have fries and a burger?

What is green and white when it is up and red when it hits the ground?
– A watermelon.

Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?
-The outside!

What’s white, red and blue at Christmas time?
– A sad candy cane!

What’s better than a good friend?
-A good friend with chocolate.

How come oysters never donate to charity?
– Because they are shellfish

What did the man say to the butcher at the deli?
-I never sausage a place

A tomato, a cabbage and a hose were in a race. The tomato was red and the cabbage was a vegetable. Who won?
-The hose was running, the cabbage was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
– Where’s popcorn?

What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?
– We make a good match!

What would happen if pigs could fly?
– Bacon would go up!

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