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Food Jokes 🍔 in 2025

What did the man say to the butcher at the deli?
-I never sausage a place

A tomato, a cabbage and a hose were in a race. The tomato was red and the cabbage was a vegetable. Who won?
-The hose was running, the cabbage was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
– Where’s popcorn?

What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?
– We make a good match!

What would happen if pigs could fly?
– Bacon would go up!

How do you make a sausage roll?
– Push it down the hill!

What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?
– Pineapple.

What kind of socks do you need to plant asparagus?
-Garden hose.

What vegetables can’t you take on a boat?
-Leeks!

Why did the candy cane cross the road?
– Because it wanted to get a licking!

Did you hear what happened down at the fish shop?
-The fish got battered!

What do you give a sick lemon?
-Lemon-AID!

How do you hunt for elephants?
-Hide in a bush and make a noise like a peanut.

How do ghosts like their eggs?
-Terror-fried.

What do you call candy corn?
-Pumpkin poop!

How do you make a milk shake?
– Give it a good scare!

hy did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
-To get another rib.

What do you call a train full of toffee?
– A chew-chew train!

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